Audition Notice

HART Theatre is pleased to announce auditions for:


Written by Rich Rubin
Directed by Matt Russell

Audition Dates:

Sunday, November 18th, 2018 – 5:00pm to 8:00pm

Monday, November 19th, 2018 – 7:00pm to 9:00pm

Production Dates:

The show opens Friday, February 8th, 2019 and runs through three weekends, until Sunday, February 24th, 2019. Show times are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm, and Sundays at 2:00pm.


BabyLand is a comedy and was a finalist for the 2016 Portland Civic Theatre Guild New Play Award.

Bernice and Wayne are two thirty-somethings from small-town America, still down on their luck in the aftermath of the Great Recession.  When Bernice answers an on-line ad seeking a gestational surrogate, she soon finds herself carrying the baby of two wealthy gay men from Portugal.  Bernice’s lucrative arrangement inspires Wayne – and his Bill Gates-obsessed best friend Gil – to come up with a unique business plan, and a whole new take on the American Dream.


The Hillsboro Pythian Building, 147 SE 2nd Ave, Hillsboro, OR 97123 just down the street from HART Theatre, accessible by bus and max blue line.

Casting and Audition Info:

We are looking for 6 30-somethings, 4 men and 2 women.  The audition will be cold readings from the script.  No call backs.  Please bring a headshot (it does not have to be professional as long as it is recent and looks like you), resume, and calendar with all potential conflicts.

We are also looking for designers and techies. If you’re interested please email Matt Russell at

HART Theatre is a non-profit, volunteer-based theatre.  There is no stipend.  All actors, tech-crew, and staff receive two comp tickets.


Jorge and Flavio are both male, and in a very happy and loving relationship together.  Successful and wealthy businessmen from Portugal, they are thrilled to be visiting America in the hopes that Bernice will be their surrogate.  Although Jorge is generally trying to correct Flavio, neither of them have the best command of English.

Wayne is the husband of Bernice.  He isn’t the brightest fellow, and Jorge and Flavio’s relationship makes him uncomfortable, but he’s willing to see past it for a time as long as there’s money to be made.  His next-door neighbor, best friend and drinking buddy is Gil - more due to his proximity than anything else.  Even though he’s barely scraping by it hasn’t affected his love for America.

Bernice is a sweet and good natured small-town girl.  She’s excited at the idea of being a surrogate, both for the money and to be a part of something “bigger.”  She’s been a mother twice before with her first husband, but he has custody and she only sees them in the summer.  She loved being pregnant before, and doesn’t really see any downsides to being a surrogate.

Gil is an avid stoner with no shortage of entrepreneurial ideas.  He spends most of his time next door at Wayne and Bernice’s place or watching reality television shows.  He finds it very funny that Wayne is “selling his wife’s lady-parts,” but is also intrigued and inspired by the idea.  He has five children with his wife Dawn, which in his mind is evidence of his irresistibility, not his disbelief in birth control.

Dawn is married to and has five children with Gil.  Her best friend is Bernice, and they spend a lot of time together with just each other, and with their husbands.  She’s a bit skeptical of Bernice’s choice to be a surrogate, but she’s supportive because “that’s what friends do.”  She recognizes that Gil is a dolt, but loves him anyway.